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Post by yellow on Oct 1, 2009 19:53:05 GMT -5
(( I claim Ilia from Legend of Zelda! XD She's soo like me! ))
Ilia stepped into Wal-mart towards the arguing? group. Last week, she'd been in a different Wal-Mart when, oh gosh flying DVD's?? Oh well. "Umm.... what is that about?" She pointed to the flaming cart with her index finger. Ilia turned and pulled out a stick the size of a wand in case of anger issues. "So? Can you explian why a cart is in flames?" She flung a box of Chex cereal at L for some reason she didn't know why.
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Post by *Sinister*Dreams* on Oct 1, 2009 20:32:11 GMT -5
((Proffessor Snape. Insanity ensues. if you read HP7 just know this is where he isn't affected by...well, what happened to him. Hinthint Nagini.))
The dark man had lived a rather emo life in the base of the Hogwarts Dungeons. As such, when he was asked to apparate to Wal-mart and discover what exactly was going on with the mis-use of shopping carts was, he was a bit shocked.
"Oh. It is you. Have mercy on my battered and scarred soul. I am Professor Snape, the lovephobic bat. I fear cheese and edible pink gnomes. Please, shopping cart, have mercy. Mercy..."
He promptly began to meditate while a certain Hermione Granger appeared from the camping section. "You know, when the minister asked me to floo here I had expected to wind up in an actual fireplace. A non-existent camping barbeque didn't fit the discription. Anyways, I've lost a finger on my right hand glove. If you lot don't mind, I'd like to look for it." She looked disdainfully at the flying box of chexmix. "That thing is back? Last I saw a box of cereal it was when Draco choked on it. The bits he barfed up landed on Dumbledore's portrait...Such a shame."
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Post by yellow on Oct 2, 2009 18:52:51 GMT -5
Ilia looked at Hermione suspiciously. "One thing's for sure, is that we should hang out sometime!" She looked at Snape. "Who the heck is he?" Ilia ran and hid behind Hermione.
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Post by Marrowbone on Oct 4, 2009 7:19:41 GMT -5
Roxas' eyes widened and his face took a look of either pure shock or horror as he stared at Voldemort-cat. Then suddenly he shrieks, "O-M-G, KITTY!" He snatches Voldy-kitty from Ryuk's hands (Claws?) and hugs the poor albino kitten so tightly it'd strangle a normal cat. Roxas loved them kittens. Then he jumped as Snape entered the scene. "EEK. It's that dude from Sweeney Todd! I WISH TO LIVE!" Roxas, being the random little jerk he is, suddenly threw Voldemort at Snape's face and took off, shrieking, "I NEED AN ADULT!"
Demyx had since wandered off from his adventures with the shopping cart, and was wandering down the aisles with the Death Note in hand. He was browsing through the pages with a thoughtful look on his face, and had missed the instructions written in the front. "Look at all these names. I wonder who they are? Maybe they're a list of important people, to be written in such a fancy book!" Holding the notebook in one hand, he reached into his sleeve and retrieved a pen. Xigbar had long since taught him the sleeve trick. "But the Superior isn't on the list! Let's just fill that in. I'll show him when we get home, he'll be proud of my penmanship!" Demyx scribbled into the note happily. Just when he finished his scrawl, something tripped him. It was some sort of machine, with a cat skull for a head and glowing eyes. It was only size of a regular house cat, but emitted loud roars, and seemed to be chasing a seven-inch-tall burlap doll, which itself emitted high-pitched screams. The chased and chaser ran straight through Demyx's legs, did a figure eight, caused him to fall right on his rump, then both dashed off to aisles unknown, screaming and snarls continuing. "What was THAT?!" Demyx squeaked when he fell, staring after the strange robot before the Death Note came for a landing on his head with a 'smack'.
The intercom clicked on again, as the synthed voice again spoke, "Attention, shoppers. The management would like to inform you that there is, indeed, nothing sinister going on in the store. Thank you." It clicked off again. SCENE CHANGE. Cue; A dark, sinister room way back in the parts of the store marked with the, "Employees only, please enjoy yer shopping trip! =)" sign. A wall of monitors stood at one wall, showing camera angles of various locations in the store. A microphone sat on the desk in front of the screens, and a hand switched the microphone off after the announcement. If one was in this room, you'd discern the large, sinister-looking robot that was the one using the intercom. It was boxy-shaped, dark blue, and sported visor-like red eyes and a purple icon on its chest. It turned towards the middle of the room and spoke in a deep, computer voice, "Query: Is it necessary to possibly draw attention to yourself?" In the middle of a room was a cliché villain-style swivel chair, and the light from the monitors gave just enough to outline the figure sitting in it. Whoever it was it was either very small, or drawn up in the chair, and two small eyes were glowing and visible. "Of course, my friend! Have you never heard of deception, Soundwave? If we tell them there's nothing going on, those saps will logically believe it! Humans are gullible, you see." "They're not all human." "Eh? What's that?" "The... Patrons. It seems in attendance we have, at least, three soulless entities, a death demon, two wizards, a... Wizard kitten, a shape-shifter or two, an alchemic doll and the cat beast got out again." "What?! How did the cat beast get out?!" "It's craving for crepes is insatiable, sir." "Bah, they're still all idiots. Just you wait- Nothing shall stand between me..." The yellow figure jumped to its feet while still in the chair. Yep, he was short, and apparently wearing a cloak. We're going for clichés, here, you know. He jumped up and scrambled up on the back of the chair, threw his fits in the air and cackled, "Between me and taking over Wal-mart! One store at a time! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *Gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha... Haha... Heh... Heh heh heh..." "..." "..." "So..." "So?..." "So... What are all these strange people from parallel dimensions doing mingling with each other? Shouldn't a space and time paradox be taking place?" "Um... I don't know... Maybe we're a Wal Mart in Traverse Town or something like that. The writers aren't being specific here. I'm going to go cackle some more." If Soundwave had temples, he'd rub them. It's only a day job, Soundwave, only a day job...
((LOLZ at Snape. Roxas was nowhere in the vicinity of Snape, but HA I'm using my powers of space travel and plot holes to put him there! After all, you all have done it! XD Apparently there's someone trying to take over Wal Mart. Yeah, just roll with it. I BET NONE OF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHO SINCE AS YOU KNOW I AM INCREDIBLY OBSCURE >
Soundwave (Proceeds to find the silliest image ever for Soundwave ref): images2.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/2/2a/Soundwave_mixalot.jpg
Cat Beast (And 9, whom it was trying to nom): www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-08/48856095.jpg))
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Post by yellow on Oct 5, 2009 18:16:08 GMT -5
"FIGHT BACK YOU COWARD!!!!!" Harry Potter apparated into Wal-mart and cast a spell at Snape then exploded some eggs and milk jugs. He flung boxes of cereal everywhere with his wand. One of which, hit Ilia who was not pleased.
"What the heck is wrong with you, nitwit!" Ilia took the cereal box and threw it at Harry, who was distracted with flinging boxes everywhere.
Sora slipped into Wal-mart from the air vents with a giant key-weapon in his hand. He opened one of the holes in the airvent and landed on a sliding cereal box which made him slip. "Where are you Mickey?" He whispered to himself. Several cereal boxes flew over the isles. "Wha?"
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Post by » Sacrifice on Oct 18, 2009 16:28:01 GMT -5
((I claim Shadow.))
Moving as was his name, one figure had not been noticed, but now, stepping out from the shadows, he stepped out, grabbing the boxes that had been flung toward him without a real though, although his red eyes were flared. Shoes making a soft 'click' sound on tile of Walmart, the black and red hedgehog was evidentally, not amused. Lip curling up slightly to reveal a sharp fang like tooth, Shadow turned suddenly, shoes flaring with the flames that contributed in part to his speed. Grasping an Chaos Emerald, time suddenly seemed to stand still, all the boxes, well, everything, moving with half the speed it usually did. It wouldn't last too long though; already time was speeding back up. It always did. But there was another power inside the hedgehog, one that was swelling at the surface, but wasn't enough to be released... Not yet. Still, the intoxicating power of it was filling him, making a red haze, which erased his previous blue haze, flare up suddenly, visible for a moment, before being quelled once more. This wasn't the time.
((Crappy post. xD I know.))
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