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Post by Marrowbone on Jun 10, 2009 21:52:59 GMT -5
WAL-MART ROLEPLAY OMG.
I used to do these all the time with my friends, though we used exclusively Organization XIII... BUT OH WELL. Here are the rules.
I) Speel rigt.
II) Any characters of any fandom are alright. Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, and Legend of Zelda are some you can use, to name a few.
III) You can't play a character if someone else is using/ claimed him/her.
IV) Don't use other people's SC characters. Just yours.
V) SHORT POSTS ARE OKAY.
VI) This is a crack roleplay, so be as stupid and out-of-character as you wish.
VII) Remember, no adult mentionings. Blood and gore is fine. (And in my case, I reserve the right to describe in detail the contents of algae)
VIII) Ummm, don't put to much thought into the fact that this Wal-Mart is allowing cats, demons, and black-cloaked-mideval-weapon-bearers-riding-in-shopping-carts into their stores. COMPREHENSION WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND.
IX) No fan-chars other then SC cats, plzkthx.
X) You can have more then one character!
XI) I CALL ROXAS THE REST ARE UP FOR GRABS.
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Post by B-r-e-z-e--->> on Jun 10, 2009 21:58:25 GMT -5
(((I call Axel!!)))
The back of the store was the perfect place to get into Wal-Mart. Usually people got a little freaked out by his flaming chakrams. He liked to keep it down-low anyways. So, with a wisk of his hand, he set the back door on fire, scaring the hell out of the employees smoking by the dumpster, and walked in. The people around him immediately got out of his way, of course that might have just been because he was 6'8 or something and intimidating. They also could have been jumping out of his way because he was leading a trail of fire. He really just couldn't help it, being the arson he was.
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Post by Marrowbone on Jun 10, 2009 22:09:07 GMT -5
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"
The noise echoed through the back way of the parking lot, frightening pidgeons, startling late-night shoppers coming from other venues, and causing a minor car crash up the street. Sounds of running steps splashed through the puddles collected from the gutters onto the pavement of the lot, and just as Axel broke down the door a short something wizzed straight past the Flurry of Dancing Flames at lightning speed. "CAAANNNDDDDYYYY!!!" Number Thirteen of the Organization (Thirteen) had always been an avid Wal-Mart shopper. Though several incidents involving anti-freeze and DVD-frisbee-throwing had him banned from others, this one was brand-new, and wasn't expecting the nightmare it had waiting for it. Surprising fast on his feet, Roxas's boots made echoing clicking and squeaking sounds on the linoelium. However he didn't account for the water on his shoes from outside, and about twenty feet from the door he slipped, did a perfect sommer sault, and landed flat on his face.
((Roleplay I have not for a looong time D;
For those of you who don't know, Roxas looks like this: www.wiiwii.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/a-roxas.jpg
Oh, and Axel: media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1111/320866-axel_large.jpg ))
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Post by B-r-e-z-e--->> on Jun 10, 2009 22:20:02 GMT -5
Axel sighed and shook his head at Roxas a cool breeze came his way from Number Thirteen's flighty pass. He looked after him, for he realized that he had actually headed for the McDonalds, not the candy aisle. Roxas never did have a good sense of direction. Axel decided that he would much rather have some fun with other materials. Materials such as gasoline. The red-haired menace looked around for a helpful sign that might point him in the right direction. Finally he turned to an employee who was trying to pass him as quickly as possible.
"Point me to the gasoline please?" "I don't think that's a good idea," the woman replied. "Trust me. It is a good idea." Axel smiled acidly, holding up the sharp edge of a chakram under her neck. The woman's eyes widened and she hastily pointed to the far right hand corner of the store. "Oh, no," he sighed, his face paling, "I have to go through the toiletries department."
(Has anyone ever done the roleplay where your trapped in Wal-mart with no one but a serial killer? Good times, good times.
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Post by ~XxLone*WolfxX~ on Jun 10, 2009 22:24:45 GMT -5
Now we all know that you can't see the god of death unless you have touched the gods Death Note. Well, lets go out of context and say the god Ryuuk is now flying, or sort of floating, down an aisle towards the fruit section. Not many Wal-mart workers wanted to bother stopping the freaky creature from taking some apples and eating them. "Mmmm... Apples. Now, where is that noise coming from?" Ryuuk wondered after he had filled a suspicious bag with apples. The god now did his floating thing and... Floated out of the aisle. He also wondered if Raito was around her. Surely he was in the mood for killing that shop lifter over there.
((Actually, I was slightly in character. XD If you want Marrow, I shall play L and bring him in next post. XD))
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Post by » Sacrifice on Jun 10, 2009 22:26:20 GMT -5
"What interesting characters today." A tall person said, looking with a faint touch of interest toward the excited Roxas, and flaming one Axel. In his hand, he carried a doubled handed golden sword, supporting it with little to no effort as he watched the whole thing. His purple blue hair, spiked up slightly in the back, made him appear to be a bit odd, although not as odd as the one who was playing with fire. Oh well, maybe it was better not to judge here. After all, this WAS Walmart. You never knew what, or for that matter, who would shop there.
Wandering away from the isle he had been standing in, ragged cape flowing softly and silent, Ike only watching the fiasco, prefering to keep his distance until he could figure a few things out. He had few friends, but those he did he would easily die for. That wouldn't happen as long as he had his sword though. Maybe he would go meet someone.. No, that would be too odd. Besides, he had to finish his shopping so he could return to fighting the hand, and anyone else who decided to challenege him.
Ike needed a vacation. The whole saving the world thing was so very tiring, sometimes he could only wonder why he did it over and over again. It only became in peril again, forcing either himself or someone else to save the plain folk. Yes, it was fun to be considered a hero, but it got old after a while. And they kept wanting him to change his outfit. He loved his outfit, why would he change it? Honestly, the media could go fall in a hole and drown for all he cared about them. Maybe they wouldn't bother him so much though, he had destroyed their fancy cameras slashing at some monster thing. The glares they could give! It was amazing there weren't more serial killers. Those reporters could really pullit off too, you know? Report the murder, while nobody knows your the murderer?
((Ike: media.photobucket.com/image/Ike/jeremymazumia/ike.jpg ))
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Post by B-r-e-z-e--->> on Jun 10, 2009 22:31:32 GMT -5
It was but another plan of Light's. He was looking for L because L had said that he would meet him there, but of course no one had shown up. Looking up from his coffee he followed Ryuuk's rampage through the store. He really did like apples. He was about to glance back down when he saw Roxas darting passed him. What was his problem?!? Light tapped his Death Note in irritation. He had to figure out that guys name. In his world, there would be no candy-crazed physcos. It had to be a perfect world. Or else.
And that brings us to Axel. He was battling with Playtex and Always boxes with all his might. Finally, though, he managed to get past that section and instead entered the old peoples' underwear section. He decided to pick up a box for Saix because he still remembered that last time Saix got over excited he left a leak on the floor (though he blamed it on Vexon).
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Post by Marrowbone on Jun 10, 2009 22:34:48 GMT -5
(( OMGZ. HOW. COULD I. FORGET... DEMYX!))
Kicking his legs up and squirming around eventually got Roxas back on his feet, and he looked over at the exchange between Axel and the unfortunete employee. Ha, looks like Axel had to go through THAT department. Thirteen had previously witnessed the odd behavior of other male members of the Organization when around feminine products. All the red-faces, wheezing, and how Xemnas always rushed past to avoid making himself seem like a pervert. Maybe Roxas should follow the red-head to watch his reaction, but naw, there were more important matters... Roxas took off towards the pet supplies.
Making a proper entrance from the FRONT of the store, number IX, Demyx, stood carefully selecting a shopping cart. He squinted and paced down the rows of the coralled carts, tapping his chin as if deep in thought. The greeter was giving him odd looks, and was likely wondering whether or not Demyx was casing the joint, but said nothing. After ten minutes of perfect scrunity, he shouted, "Ah-HA!" And pulled out a cart from right in the middle. (With some difficulty) He was soon jogging towards the sliding doors, carefully slowing down and glaring up at the noisy vents that blew air to keep the bugs. But after that suspicious obsticle, he promptly evolved into a sprint, flipped into the fast-moving cart, and was now zoooming down the store at about thirty miles per hour.
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Post by B-r-e-z-e--->> on Jun 10, 2009 22:39:27 GMT -5
Getting up from his spot on the bench, the brown haired young adult walked toward where he had seen Roxas run passed. Ah, he had been going to the pet store. He began walking after him. He would get his name! His new world depended on it! Light was looking after Roxas with narrowed eyes when the cart hit him. The aisle had been cleared only a moment ago, but in one instant he was now flipped into the death trap. His hands gnarled into fists and he sought to keep his anger down. Putting on a cool face, he tapped Demyx's shoulder. "Who are you? Your full name please." He asked menacingly, reaching for his Death Note. But wait! Where was his Death Note?!? He looked around frantically but it seemed that it had fallen out of his hands when Demyx's cart had hit him!
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Post by ~XxLone*WolfxX~ on Jun 10, 2009 22:43:23 GMT -5
"Looking for this Raito?" L asked holding the Death Note by two fingers. In his other hand was a half eaten Hershey's bar. He took the Death Note and held it in front of his eyes. "Hm... I wonder what would happen if I ripped some pages out and sent them through the air vent." He said thoughtfully in his normal voice.
Ryuuk came up to them and started laughing his head off. "He got you Raito!" He said in between laughing.
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Post by Marrowbone on Jun 10, 2009 22:46:10 GMT -5
"Eep!" Demyx squeaked as he hit a little speed bump in the road. The cart flipped over and slammed on the floor, Demyx's head sticking out, making him look like an over grown turtle. He shuffled out of the burning wreck (Yes, it's on fire. Why? YOU'RE REALLY ASKING WHY?) and stood, looking at Light with a puzzled expression. "My full name? Oh, it's--" He trailed off, and his eyes teared up. "I... I don't know my name! I don't-- OOOH, pretty!" He soon snapped out of his tears, and stared at the pretty notebook the odd boy with the bad posture held. Not being polite as usual, he snatched the book from poor ol' L and began flipping through the pages.
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Post by Marrowbone on Jun 10, 2009 22:52:35 GMT -5
The overhead speakers clicked, and static rang out through the store. It clicked again, ran silent, and after a pause a distorted, computer voice echoed out... "Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers. There shall be... Boss, do I really have to say this?" A squeakier distorted voice shouted, "YES! It shall plz me." The airwave paused for a moment, before the first voice spoke again, "There shall be an organized Beta Fish Square Dance at seven o'clock. That is all." The mic clicked off again. ((ICKLE DEMY-KUN! Demyx: www.quizilla.com/user_images/C/CA/CAI/caitricc182/1155399039_r_09_Demyx.jpg ))
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Post by B-r-e-z-e--->> on Jun 10, 2009 23:00:49 GMT -5
(xDDDDDDD)
Light gaped at L, his skin paling before becoming red with fury. L had the notebook. The freak had the freakin notebook! Light tipped forward toward L, and that's what set it spinning out of control. He reaching for the notebook when- SMACK the cart turned over on itself, and accidentally brushed against of of Axel's flame trails, which immediately set it on fire. Light crawled quickly from under it and looked around to see L staring at his empty hands in disbelief. He seemed to be missing the chocolate more than the notebook, though. But who HAD stolen his chocolate? He knew the notebook was with....Demyx? Where had he gotten to? He was gone.
A pale white kitten with a really weird, slitted nose looked up at Roxas cutely. His eyes were an odd red color, but apparantly it was because he was albino. "Meow." he said sweetly, a purr rising in his throat. The people in the pet store seemed to be avoiding him, but that didn't make sense. He was so cute, minus the really weird face. The white kitten leaned close to Roxas and whispered in a low voice that know kitten should be able to make, let alone a kitten shouldn't be able to speak, "I'm Voldemort, help me and you will be awarded greatly."
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Post by Cloudeh Mongoose on Jun 11, 2009 11:14:04 GMT -5
Meanwhile, the customer who was about as close as this Wal-Mart would get was a young man (supposedly) that had plum-black hair, dark teal eyes, and was wearing skin-tight black clothing and a scowl on 'his' face. This would be Akito Sohma. Why the he** was 'he' here again? Oh, right, the maids were being lazy and weren't buying anything. And Hatori was busy. And Kureno was... somewhere. Wait, he hadn't been given permission. Kureno was in for punishment later. This twenty-year-old man who had just entered was--you guessed it--really a woman. She was forced (by her evil b**** of a mom) to pretend to be a boy. Akito ran the house, and had been since the mere age of five. She looked around at the store, scowling. She needed to buy food. Stupid maids. She was ill, too. She stalked angrily through the aisle. She'd actually never been to a grocery store, believe it or not. Soon, she was so distracted by her anger that she wasn't paying attention to where she was going, and collided with someone. She fell backward and glared up at the person, standing again. ((My Akkii. x3 i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/m3310uh_3173/bishounen/akito.jpg She's wearing her yukata there. XD))
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Post by ~XxLone*WolfxX~ on Jun 11, 2009 12:09:40 GMT -5
"Ha!!! I stole your chocolate!" A person no one would expect to see in Wal-Mart stood holding the half eaten chocolate bar. Nora had his silvery hair up in it's normal pony tail and was standing in a fighting like stance holding the chocolate bar out like a trophy.
"That was entirely out of character." L said voice still normal as he took the chocolate bar back and continued to eat it. "Raito. Is there any particular reason why you continue to be hit with carts?" He asked looking down at Raito.
"Awe look at the cute little kitty cat." Ryuuk said picking up Voldemort and wiggling a finger in front of it's nose. Nora blinked looking at Ryuuk. "And that's disturbing." "Your just jealous cause I have apples and a kitty cat." Ryuuk replied. "And I'm the god of death while you just turn into a dog." He added. "Oh yeah!? Why don't you say that to my face ugly!?" Nora yelled. "I just did." Ryuuk replied; laughing.
((http://z.about.com/d/manga/1/0/S/Q/-/-/Nora1_500.jpg Nora is the white haired guy. I couldn't find a better picture and didn't feel like scanning one. XD Yeah... That was a random post. And I'm debating bringing in a carebear or Dora. XD Maybe some A:TLA characters too. XD))
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